Dirt Road

By: Lenora Mood: full of life Date: 12/21/2009 07:42:18

So i live down a lot of dirt roads and the county road department never grades them and it beats your vehicle to hell and it never fails they alway dump truck loads of clay right before it rains and when you call about the roads they never do anything about it because the high up people dont live on them. So last weekend they came and dumped trucks loads of clay and it rained all weekend! A buddy down the road called us up and said his son almost couldnt make it down the road on his explorer and he had enough of it! So he called the snitches on the road and told them what we were gonna do and to not call the cops! So everyone on the dirt road that had 4x4's went muddin...we turned the ENTIRE road into a mudd bog!!!! Donuts, Powerbreaking, Slidding, Spraying Trucks, you name it and it was done! Then he was going to call the county and tell them to come look at our road so they would get stuck! MAYBE then they would fix it! Well he told everyone about his idea except one person! THE MAILMAN!!!!! AND HE WAS PISSED!!!!! Out of all the trucks he came after the one I was in... which i didnt care because he doesnt deliver my mail lol